My Dentist Would Be So Mad

So I went to the dentist today and got my lovely teeth all cleaned up (no cavities, thank you). I got my two new toothbrushes and was really surprised to see that they were brand new colors!

I have never seen a clear pink one
or a solid white oneSo of course, in grand "just been to the dentist" fashion, I am devouring this
a delicious bowl of freshly popped corn covered in butter and salt.

And of course, no bowl of popcorn is complete without
a refreshing beverage to wash everything down.

If my dentist knew about this I'm sure he'd be shaking is head...